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We are in trouble...
                                                                      
                                                               The    
                                            population of this country is 300 million.
                                                                      
                                                                      
                                                               160    
                                                       million are retired.
                                                                      
                                                                      
                                                                      
                                                That leaves 140 million to do the
                                                              work.    
                                                                      
                                                                      
                                                                      
                                                                      
                                                 There are 85 million in school.
                                                                      
                                                                      
                                                                      
                                                                      
                                             Which leaves 55 million to do the work.
                                                                      
                                                                      
                                                                      
                                                                      
                                                                      
                                       Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal
                                                           government.
                                                                      
                                                                      
                                                                      
                                                                      
                                                Leaving 20 million to do the work.
                                                                      
                                                                      
                                                                      
                                                                      
                                         2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied
                                                        with killing Osama
                                                            Bin-Laden.
                                                                      
                                                                      
                                                                      
                                                        Which leaves 17.2
                                                     million to do the work.
                                                                      
                                                                      
                                                                      
                                                                      
                                                  Take from that total the 15.8
                                            million people who work for state and city
                                                      Governments. And that
                                                leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
                                                                      
                                                                      
                                                                      
                                                                      
                                                           At any given
                                           time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.
                                                                      
                                                                      
                                                                      
                                                             Leaving  
                                                    1,212,000 to do the work.
                                                                      
                                                                      
                                                                      
                                                 Now, there are 1,211,998 people
                                                           in prisons.
                                                                      
                                                                      
                                                                      
                                                                      
                                                                      
                                              That leaves just two people to do the
                                                              work.    
                                                                      
                                                                      
                                                                      
                                                                      
                                                                      
                                                           You and me.
                                                                      
                                                                      
                                                                      
                                                            And there  
                                                             you are,  
                                                                      
                                                                      
                                                                      
                                                       Sitting on your a$$,
                                                                      
                                                                      
                                                                      
                                                                      
                                                At your computer, reading jokes..
                                                                      
                                                                      
                                                        Nice.   Real nice.
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toooooooo funny......


...you are a product of your environment, your environment is a product of your priorities, your priorities are a product of you......

The replacement of morality and conscience with law produces a deadly paradox.


STOP BEING GOOD DEMOCRATS---STOP BEING GOOD REPUBLICANS--START BEING GOOD AMERICANS

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toooooooooo true...


http://www.crowbarwarrior.com  We have a crowbar wielding warrior in all of us...
Vote America!  
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Yup...that's me!


“Democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not.” Thomas Jefferson  
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