DEER CAMP
Four guys have been going to the same deer camp for many years.
Two days before the group is to leave on their annual hunt, Frank's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.
Frank's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.
Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Frank sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered,
and dinner cooking on the fire.
"Damn man, how long you been here, and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?"
"Well, I've been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and
put her hands over my eyes and said, 'Guess whoooo?'"
I pulled her hands off, turned around and looked. She was wearing a brand new see through nightie.
She took my hand and pulled me to our bedroom. The room had candles and rose pedals all over. On the bed she had
handcuffs, and ropes! She laid on the bed and told me to tie her up and cuff her to the bed, and I did..
And then she said, "Now do what ever you want.."
"So, Here I am." |
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